NXT No Mercy Predictions: The Main Event Mamas Give it to You Straight Up, No Chaser

Hey there, wrestling fam! Your favorite queens of ringside sass are back, serving piping hot takes for NXT No Mercy. This card has it all—gold, grudge matches, and even a weaponized steel cage (because regular cages were just too basic). Buckle up, buttercups. Let’s break it ALL the way down!

NXT Championship: Oba Femi vs. Ricky Saints

Tanesha: I mean, come on, it’s Oba Femi.

Kiara: Listen, we don’t earn prizes for making the right picks, but Oba Femi has me in a chokehold. The walk. The presence. The aura. It’s giving god descended from Olympus.

Tanesha: Exactly! That man carries himself like he KNOWS he’s untouchable, and guess what? We believe it.

Prediction: Oba Femi retains. When somebody struts into a room like they invented oxygen, you put respect on their name. Sorry Ricky Saints, but you’re just not beating Zeus Jr. tonight.

NXT Women’s Championship: Jacy Jayne vs. Lola Vice

Tanesha: Lola? Nah, baby girl, it’s just not your moment. Not before Jaida Parker gets her shot. Don’t @ me; the hierarchy has spoken.

Kiara: Preach! Like, we love Lola’s heel energy, but she’s still a supporting character in the Jaida Parker storyline.

Prediction: Jacy Jayne retains. Lola’s got that vibe, but her glow-up isn’t complete yet. The spotlight’s reserved for Jaida, and y’all know it.

NXT North American Championship: Ethan Page vs. Tavion Heights

Tanesha: Ugh, I hate this, but it’s probably Ethan Page. Homeboy will absolutely pull out some trifling, shady nonsense to keep his title, because that’s just how he operates.

Kiara: Right? Tavion’s a sweetie, but baby’s not ready for this belt yet. Sorry, but not sorry.

Prediction: Ethan Page retains. Expect a mess, and Ethan’s smug face beating the odds again.

Weaponized Steel Cage Match: Jordynne Grace vs. Blake Monroe

Tanesha: If Jordynne Grace doesn’t win, I’ll riot. Actually, scratch that—I won’t riot, but I WILL write a strongly worded tweet.

Kiara: Girl, I’m not with you on this one. Blake Monroe’s giving me evil Barbie vibes, and I love it. Sometimes villains just have to win for the drama.

Prediction: SPLIT DECISION! Tanesha’s Team Jordynne (#GraceGang), while Kiara is rooting for Blake to snatch the dub and cackle in our faces.

WWE Speed Championship: Sol Ruca vs. Lainey Reed

Tanesha: Oh, I’m calling betrayal, drama, and popcorn-worthy mess. Zaria's turning on Sol faster than a soap opera bestie after an inheritance scandal.

Kiara: Nah, Sol’s getting this W. BUT mark my words—our girl Zaria’s lurking in the background ready to snatch her moment. “I got next,” is coming, honey.

Prediction: Another split! Tanesha predicts heartbreak and reality-show-level betrayal, while Kiara says Sol keeps her gold but has a target on her back.

Je’Von Evans vs. Josh Briggs

Kiara: So, we’ve got Je’Von Evans vs. Josh Briggs—a classic case of the WWE trying WAY too hard. Y’all really want to make Josh an unstoppable force? Good luck with that. He needs a little something else to spark his rise to greatness.

Tanesha: Je’Von Evans all day, every day.

Kiara: Exactly. Josh might’ve gotten his little moment in the promo package, but that’s as far as it goes. No shade, just facts.

Prediction: Je’Von Evans wins. Josh Briggs tried, but there’s just no spark behind the “unstoppable” branding.

The Wrap-Up

There it is, besties—our rundown for NXT No Mercy! We’re living for Oba Femi's god-tier energy, Gaga-level steel cage drama, and shady predictions that would make reality TV jealous. Will our picks slay, or will NXT flip the script? Either way, the Main Event Mamas are here for it. Let us know who you’re betting on in the comments!